In A World Full Of Bitches, Be A Bad One - Funny Candle

I Just Needed Something To Burn

9oz
$26.95
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In A World Full Of Bitches, Be A Bad One - Funny Candle

I Just Needed Something To Burn

$26.95
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I Just Needed Something To Burn

Introducing the I Just Needed Something To Burn candle - the ultimate solution for when life is a dumpster fire and you just need to burn something! Made with coconut apricot wax and scented with a delightful blend of citrus, exotic spice, and beautiful jasmine, this candle is the perfect way to turn any situation into a zen oasis. As you light this candle, the citrusy notes awaken your senses, and the exotic spice adds a touch of warmth and comfort. But the real star of the show is the beautiful jasmine, which is known for its calming properties. So, go ahead, take a deep breath, and let the I Just Needed Something To Burn candle transport you to a place of pure relaxation and tranquility. This candle is like a hug in a jar, reminding you that sometimes life is a dumpster fire, and you just need to burn something to make it all better. It's perfect for those moments when you just need to take a break from the chaos and chill out with a good book, a glass of wine, or some Netflix and chill. Warning: burning this candle may cause spontaneous bouts of laughter, deep relaxation, and an overwhelming desire to take a nap. Side effects may include a sense of calm, inner peace, and a newfound appreciation for the power of scent. So, the next time life gets you down, remember the I Just Needed Something To Burn candle. It's the perfect way to turn any situation into a moment of zen and reminds you that even in the midst of chaos, you can always find a little bit of peace.

- Scent notes: Citrus, exotic spice, and beautiful jasmine
- Size: 9oz
- Made with coconut apricot wax
- Ships in 2-5 business days

The Art of Burning Safely

Burning can be a delightful experience when done correctly. It's not just about starting a fire; it's about safety and enjoyment. You need to be aware of your surroundings, choose safe materials, and always have water nearby for emergencies. While it might sound silly, understanding the importance of fire safety is crucial because it keeps everyone safe, and makes your experience joyful!

Fun Ways to Ignite Your Adventure

When you're looking for something to burn, whether it be for a campfire or a cozy evening at home, you have options! You can use dry leaves, small branches, or even recycled paper. However, you should avoid burning things not meant for fire, like plastic, because that can release harmful toxins. Experiment with different materials to see what creates the best flame and keeps you cozy!

Why Fire Brings Us Together

Fire has a magical way of bringing people together. It's the heart of a campfire story or a marshmallow roasting session. People gather around, share laughs, and connect. So, if you’re planning a gathering, consider the element of fire. But remember to always prioritize safety and ended with a plan; you want everyone to leave with warm hearts, not singed eyebrows!

 

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